"Hi! I have a fa-- I mean... as you can see on my VERY REAL ID card, I was born in 1972. I'd like to pay for this beer now please!"
"...CHILD, this ID, aside from being fake, identifies you as a student in a middle school."
"Hi! I have a fa-- I mean... as you can see on my VERY REAL ID card, I was born in 1972. I'd like to pay for this beer now please!"
"...CHILD, this ID, aside from being fake, identifies you as a student in a middle school."